Ho! Hey, hey! Ho!
Galldarn it!
Get this piece of junk out of here,
unless you're prepared to drown!
Officer, I'm trying to leave.
It's stalled.
OK, put your vehicle in neutral.
Turn your wheel to the left.
It's a friggin' mess down here.
So...
are we all gonna die?
Yeah, we're all gonna die.
Just not yet.
But I am gonna have to let out more.
My worst was sweet 16.
I had mono.
What about you, Wayne?
What was your worst birthday?
Are you kidding?
You think I could have possibly had
a birthday worse than this?
What kind of loser do you think I am?
Don't answer that, Phil.
Hank's gonna open up another gate.
We're gonna get another surge,
so let's get the rest of these cars out of here.
Well, hello, gentlemen.
Hey, Wayne. Happy birthday.
Mike, I gotta tell you, what you're doing...
I don't know if I'd be here, considering.
You would if you wanted to earn
the last 2 paychecks
some bastard owed you.
I want you to know
I think the people round here
made a big mistake.
The people?
You're the one that screwed him.
You know, Mister Mayor, as much as I'd like
to stand around here all day
talking about how great I am,
if you don't get moving,
I'm gonna have to haul your sorry ass
off to jail.
OK. OK. I'm going. You keep up
the good work, boys. It's appreciated.
Asshole.
What do you say we torch that sombitch's house
and blame it on looters?
Or how about put a dead cow in his living room?
He comes back after it's been in water a couple days.
Hello. Heh.
Nah, you know the best way
to get revenge on the mayor and his boys?
You do exactly what we're doing.
You protect the town.
Think you could go a little faster, pal?
I'm going as fast...
as I can.
Hey, wait!
Excuse me?
You forgot to sign.
Bag.
Keep dry, now.
Watch your back!
For Christ's sake.
Come on, Charlie. It's a flood.
You're gonna get a little wet.
Take it easy.
Dispatch, this is 31.
Go ahead, 31.
We're leaving Huntingburg.
We'll be back in an hour.
10-4. Get out of there.
We're gone. Over and out.
What?
Your ear.
What about my ear?
You just got some major hair growth
going on in there.
Shut up.
I'm serious, man.
You need somebody to get in there with a weed whacker,
clean that mess up.
Here.
What's this, you're giving me
one of your doughnuts?
I don't know what to say. I'm getting all misty.
If it'll shut your mouth,
you can have the whole bag.
I don't think so.
I start eating these things,
I'll never get out of this truck.
I just love how you think
you're better than all us.
What's not to like, Charlie,
the dashing polyester outfit
or the solid 3-figure income?
I don't believe you.
You ungrateful little shit.
Relax. I'm just kidding.
So that's all you think I've done, huh,
just wasted my life away?
I didn't say that.
Yeah, yeah.
Building a home,
raising a family,
that's just stupid.
I didn't say that either.
You know what, Tom?
I don't give a rat's ass what you say.
Thus said the Lord, "Behold".
Waters shall rise up out the north
and be an overflowing flood,
and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl."
Yes, sir. Jeremiah, Chapter 47, Verse 2.
You're gonna be able to afford
a hell of a lot of Bibles, huh, Ray?
Me, first thing I'm gonna do
is get my brother a lawyer,
the best that money can buy.
What's he facing?
30 in.
Damn, he must've capped a cop or something.
No, security guard.
In the commission.
He's got some piece of shit p.d.
Kenny.
Kenny, take a look at 26 across.
Shit, Jim, I don't do crossword puzzles.
Just look at it.
Here, let me take a look at...
Never mind, Mr. Mehlor.
Kenny can read.
26 across.
Mention money again and I'll...
I get it right?
Yeah, Jim, you got it right.
What a dope.
Jerk.
Jackass.
Come on, give us a kiss, huh?
- Ah, get out... - Come on.
Ah, you...
You really are a touchy old fart.
You know that?
I'm sorry.
What the hell was that all about, anyway?
I'm sitting here.
All of a sudden, you go postal on me.
I don't know.
L... It's just this weather.
I just want to get back.
Listen, I do appreciate what you've done for me.
This is a good job.
No, it's not.
It stinks.
Putting your ass on the line
for somebody else's money.
Where the hell's the road?
It's there...
somewhere.
Look, Tom, I don't care what you end up doing.
Oh, jeez, here we go.
I just think that whatever you do,
it's time you did some heavy lifting.
- Stop! - No, no. You gotta hear this.
Stop the truck! We're going down hill!
Oh, Jesus!
All right, back up.
Slow, slow, slow.
Goddamn it!
There's a little dip in the road up there.
I knew this would happen.
I'll go see if there's anybody around.
Maybe they can give us a lift.
Dispatch.
Dispatch, this is 31.
31 calling dispatch.
We're stuck outside of Huntingburg.
Right by a sign...
saying, "Welcome to Huntingburg."
Town's been evacuated.
We're not gonna get any help from there.
Dispatch can't get anyone out.
They are aware we're carrying
a shitload of money, aren't they?
They called the National Guard.
They'll be here in a couple of hours.
Couple hours?
Shit.
Henry.
I saw you.
Come on out.
Henry!
I'm not leaving till you come out.
He's not coming out.
Henry, close the door.
Don't go out there, Henry.
Get back in here.
What are you two still doing here?
You need some help?
No, no, no. We're just...
We're setting traps.
That's illegal, Doreen.
You gonna arrest us, Sheriff?
Hell, are you even
sheriff anymore, Sheriff?
Didn't you lose an election?
I sure as hell know
I didn't vote for you.
- Neither did Henry. - Doreen!
Look, you don't need to set traps.
That's what they said in '73.
Time we got back,
what the bastards didn't steal,
they broke just for the hell of it.
That's not happening this time.
Damn right it's not.
Look, you can't stay.
We're going to my sister's. Now.
Good.
Soon as we finish setting the traps.
Well, I'm sure as hell glad
one of us has a backbone.
Leave it up to you,
you don't stand there like a dummy...
God'll understand
if you have to drown her in the basement, Henry.
We gotta get out of here.
What about the money?
The money's safe. We're not.
The water rose a foot in the last 20 minutes.
National Guard won't be here anytime soon.
You do the math.
Hello!
You all right?
Are you stuck?
Yeah!
OK!
We're gonna try and help you get out, all right?
Looks like we're gonna get out of here.
Why'd they do that?
Oh, probably just to see us better.
So we can't see at all.
Now, listen up.
This is my retirement fund.
Don't anybody screw it up.
You hear me, Kenny? Kenny!
Get your head out of your ass.
- Pay attention now. - Yep.
Company dispatch and the National Guard
are the only ones who know we're here.
Come on, Charlie.
Anybody with a scanner from Radio Shack
could have picked up our signal.
Could you turn down those lights?
Yeah! We're gonna bring you some rope!
We're going blind here!
Could you turn down those lights!
We're coming right over!
Turn down your lights!
Tom, hey, Tom, take it easy.
Jim! Jim!
Wait in the truck, Charlie.
- Tom. - Get in the truck.
Kenny, what are you doing?
Oh, shit.
What did I tell you?
He was going for his gun.
Stop shooting!
Charlie!
Goddamn it, Kenny!
Goddamn it!
Hey!
Everybody all right down there?
Charlie.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
Damn.
Damn!
Hey!
Look...
we just want the money!
You guys...
you guys walk away!
We won't kill you!
OK?
How's that?
You got 30 seconds!
Walk away!
Come on, guys!
The clock is ticking!
What's it gonna be?
Shit.
Son of a bitch. Ray.
Your father would be real proud, Kenny.
- He was going for his gun. - Shut up.
Mr. Mehlor,
I think we're gonna need your science project.
Say, man, you teach your students
how to make things like that?
You been in a high school recently, Ray?
My students taught me how to make things like this.
Come on. Come on.
I'll be damned!
Damn!
Now, why would he do that?
He's trying to stay alive.
What?
Figures as long as he knows where the money is
and we don't, we won't kill him.
There could be another possibility.
He could be thinking
about keeping that money for himself.
That is a possibility.
Either way, we're dealing with a slippery one.
Jim, what are we gonna do now?
Pretty soon, this water'll be too deep
for him to run in,
but it'll be just deep enough for us.
Mr. Mehlor.
We should take a car, too, huh?
Hey, Jim. Jim.
What about this big bad boy here, huh?
It's got a big canopy.
Ah, this is all we need.
We stealing, Jim.
Can't we just take anything we want?
Water's not very deep yet.
We need something with a shallow draft.
Mr. Mehlor...
find us some gas.
Jim. Jim.
There he is!
Jim!
Jim, over here!
The... the... the window!
The... the... The window's broken!
All right, let's get in there and get him out!
But whatever you do, don't shoot him!
Don't shoot him,
not till we find out where that money is!
You hear me?
Yeah, boy!
Did you see that?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
Hey!
Come back here!
Ramming speed!
Watch your step.
Low tide, sailor.
Yo, you see him?
What the... He over here!
Jim, he over here! Shit.
Hey, Jim, Jim!
He's over this way!
Damn.
Shit.
Nice driving, buttwipe!
That's what you get
for taking my jacket!
Get off me, man.
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself,
but if he's dead, how do we find the money?
Oh, I wouldn't worry.
He's still alive.
Ray...
I'm gonna need a little inspiration, son.
With the raging flood,
He makes an end of those who oppose Him,
and He pursues His enemies into darkness.
That's from one of the more obscure...
I'm sorry, I don't mean
to interrupt Bible study and all,
but has anybody realized how screwed we are?
I mean, we should be back in the motel room
right now counting all our money. Instead...
Nobody likes this particular turn of events, Kenny,
but we have a choice!
We can deal with it, or we can walk away!
There's a lot of money out there,
so I choose to deal with it.
You wanna go, fine, start swimming.
You wanna stay, that's fine, too,
but stop your goddamn whining!
Loser.
What are you still doing here?
I was setting the pumps.
I sure as hell don't get
what you see in that church.
Well, I wouldn't expect you to, Wayne.
What's that supposed to mean?
Karen, did you think that the order
was for everyone but you to evacuate?
No. I was gonna go as soon as I filled the pumps,
but the next thing I know I got a looter on my hands.
And... you know, maybe I'm crazy,
but I was expecting a little, I don't know...
gratitude.
Well, I think it's great what you did, Karen.
Oh, that's it, Phil.
That'll finally get you into her pants.
- That's not what I meant, Wayne. - Shut up
All right, all right!
OK?
What if he had had a gun, Karen?
A lot of these looters carry guns.
I'm not a looter.
Jim, it could be anywhere.
It might not even be in this building...
Keep looking.
You're wasting ammo. Here, use this.
Kenny? Kenny!
If you're not dead, get up and help.
Damn it!
What were you doing at the church?
I told you, he was looting it.
I just said I'm not a looter.
You're the one that nailed me, aren't you?
What the hell did you hit me with?
It was a crucifix.
What?
That was all that was there.
Great. Now I'll have people coming from around the world
to see the face of Jesus on my forehead.
Look, son, what were you doing in the church?
I was looking for a place to hide.
From what?
Swamp Thing?
From the guys who killed my partner.
I work for armored transport.
Whoever it was
must have picked up our call to dispatch,
'cause they knew exactly where we were,
and then, suddenly, all hell broke loose.
How much money did you have?
A little over 3 million.
Bank had us cleaning out branches
up and down the river.
They stole $3 million?
No, I don't think so.
You took the money, didn't you?
Yeah, I hid it in the cemetery.
Tied it to a crypt for some guy named, uh...
Portman.
What the hell did you do that for?
I don't like to carry around that much cash, you know.
Wayne, use your head
for something besides wearing your hat.
If he hadn't have hid the money,
they'd have killed him, too.
Get out 2 shotguns and a rifle.
You got any I. D?
Uh, no.
I, uh, left it in the truck.
Color me surprised.
You believe him?
Well, yes, Wayne, I do.
And even if I didn't,
I'd say we sure as hell
have an obligation to check it out,
don't you think?
I'll go with you. I can show you where it is.
No, I think you'd better stay put.
But that was a smart move...
Yeah. We don't need no armored car guy
helping us out.
Wayne, what's the worst thing's
ever happened to you on this job, huh?
When old Mrs. Dugan
went after you with the paint scraper?
This man just got shot at.
Phil, Wayne and I
are gonna check out the cemetery.
You escort slugger here out of town.
Get her to some high ground, then you come on back.
Yes, sir.
I really have to fill those pumps.
Not anymore, you don't.
Wayne...
He could still be lying.
Sheriff...
they killed my partner without any warning.
And they're gonna regret that.
Phil, you take Karen in her boat.
You got it, Sheriff.
You can do it, Phil!
The men of Huntingburg are countin' on you!
Bite me, Wayne.
Just perfect.
Phil, I don't know
if you noticed those stained-glass windows,
but do you know
how much work I put into them?
- Do you know? - I know.
Phil, please!
It'll take me 5 minutes to fill those pumps.
Look, I'd do just about anything for you,
but the sheriff told me to take you out of town.
I'm sorry. It's for your own good.
What are you doing?
If you're not going to take me back there,
I'm just gonna have to swim.
No! Nobody's swimming.
Karen, Karen, sit...
Wait a minute.
This is my boat!
You swim!
Karen!
Shit!
Goddamn!
God!
Sheriff, come in.
Sheriff, there's a lot of water coming your way.
Sheriff, do you copy?
Hey, look out!
Oh, no!
Jesus!
Hang on, Ray.
Kenny!
Get that jet ski!
Come on.
Come on!
Perfect. I can drive out of here.
Wayne...
you locked him in.
Come on!
Come here!
Are you OK?
Yeah. Never better.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
What happened?
I don't know.
Another levee must have broken.
Great.
Let's get out of here.
It's them. Let's go.
Kenny!
Go that way!
All right!
Come on!
I'm gonna get your little punk ass!
Come on, where are you?
Why don't you tell them where the money is?
I can't.
Well, I can!
Listen to me! Listen!
If they know where it is, they'll kill us.
Down!
So what do we do now?
Well, I guess we just drive around
until we run out of gas, huh?
I spent 8 months restoring that church,
and I left it to save your ass,
so spare me, OK?
All right.
Well, we'll just go down here a little bit further
till we find a place for you to lay low.
I'll go back to the truck and wait for the National Guard.
They should be there pretty soon.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I think the heater just kicked in.
At least we're out of the rain, right?
Oh, yeah. This is real cozy.
Is he dead?
No!
Somebody must have gotten him out!
Who?
I don't know.
Maybe Karen.
Karen?
How the hell could she have gotten him out?
You took her out of town.
Well, yeah, I... You know...
Let's hear it, Phil.
Well, it happened real fast, OK?
Have you ever been robbed before?
No.
I've only been doing this a couple of months.
Yeah, I used to, uh...
sell construction machinery.
I was doing all right. It just, uh,
I don't know,
didn't really seem right anymore, you know?
So how did you end up doing this?
My Uncle Charlie did me a favor and got me in.
Nice favor.
So what's he gonna say after tonight?
He was my partner in the truck.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Does she know karate or something, Phil?
Maybe kung fu.
I mean, I just can't see how else
she could overpower the likes of you.
Will you just shut up, Wayne?
Shut up, both of you!
Let's go find Karen and see if she's got him.
Ah, I wonder whose car this is.
Well,
whoever it is, they like Pat Benatar,
Eddie Money, and...
oh, the soundtrack to Footloose.
Really?
Oh, my God.
This is my car from high school.
Maybe we should get out of here, huh?
Hey, get your feet out of the water.
Oh, shit, this thing's metal.
Oh, God...
Let's get off!
I got him!
No!
I got him!
Listen, do you...
Get out of the water!
Come on, get out!
Get out of the water!
Transformer's gonna blow!
Come on, hurry!
It's gonna blow! Get out!
Come on!
Hurry up! No, over here!
No! No! No!
Over here!
Get off of that thing! It's metal!
Come on, give me your hand!
Go on, do it!
Give me your hand!
Jim... down here.
What the hell is going on?
Jesus!
Oh! Ho ho ho.
Careful.
Watch your step.
You so much as breathe funny
and your head goes back out that window without you.
Jim...
Jesus! Kenny.
Hold on. Jesus Christ!
Kenny!
Kenny...
Come on, Kenny.
Jesus Christ!
Now, put your hands up real slow...
like you were in a big jar of molasses.
That's it.
Doreen,
you haven't killed anybody, have you?
I've got everything under control, Henry.
Go back to sleep.
Listen, ma'am...
Jesus, Doreen!
You've caught a whole gang!